The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to look through glass.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!