the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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power to breathe

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to pee ants.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!