The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to have a small penis

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!