The power to poop out your penis.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!