The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!