The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!