The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!