The power of making your tits smaller

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power of love

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to read the TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!