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The powr too not bee abal too tipe
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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.
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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.
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The power to put up with your in-laws.
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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will
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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...
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The power to be a human
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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the power to fart terrible gas
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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake
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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE
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The power to create nothing out of nothing
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The power to transform into yourself
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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.
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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well
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the power... to read this
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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama
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The power to turn cancer into aids.
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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.
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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh
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The ability to make your text green on google
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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man
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the power to walk through unlocked doors
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!