The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to control nothing

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!