The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!