beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to die at will

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to have a small penis

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to wink really fast.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

the power to control nothing

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

penis

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

The power to be a human

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!