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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink
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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.
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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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Have sex but not feel it
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the power to sleep during day
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The power to fly but only in closed spaces
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any
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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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the power make the left half of your body invisible.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.
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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.
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The power to reproduce asexually.
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The power to run at the speed of a human
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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
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The power of love
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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!
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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.
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The power to jump, but only on the ground.
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The power to smell farts nearby
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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!