The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to sleep during day

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!