to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!