The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

the power to say candlejack and li

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The power to not finish your....

The power to pee out blue

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to summon unspendable money

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!