to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!