the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!