Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

the power to talk backwards

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The superpower to have a superpower

the power to have a power.

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

Dejavu

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

The power to die at will.

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

the power to die at will

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to walk into Mordor.

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power spite flower

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!