The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!