The ability to see through glass

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!