I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!