The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!