The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to shoot superman

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!