the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!