The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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Dejavu

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!