The power to look TV

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!