The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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to spelle caretly

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The power to be really bad at math.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!