The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!