The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to fart flames

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to look through glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!