Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!