The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to die

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to transform into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!