The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!