The power to break your Nokia phone.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to smell poop

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To call me maybe

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to become retarded

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to bleed

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!