The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!