the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!