The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Find Waldo

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Tits for a guy.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!