The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!