The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to look TV

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to always hug people

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!