The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!