The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!