The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!