The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to send future you crazy

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to hate nature

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!