ikawlhan forever

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Dejavu

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!