The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Death at will

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to go part way through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!