The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to look TV

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to sleep during day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!