- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to youtube poop

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

the super power to remove your super power

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

captain obvious

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to get hurt every other hour

being able to blow up and die

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

Pointless Super Powers