The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Aweonao

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!