The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!