how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!