The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to read your own thoughts.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

The power to find lost socks.

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to turn things in to wood

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to know that Han Solo dies

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!