the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!