The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to like any show

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!