The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!