The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to kill yourself

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!