to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power spite flower

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to watch womens basketball

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!