the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

the power to f**k your family all at once

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

Teleporting to Mexico

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

The power life like a hermit.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

the power to speak only in binary

The power to kill yourself

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to become helpless at will.

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!