The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!