The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!