The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!