To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to die at will

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to have no power.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!