The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to vote

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!