The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to troll.

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to die at will

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!