The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to die.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!