The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to die.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!