The power to not have a power.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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to make asians smart

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to hate nature

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to fail at everything you

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power to eat through your but

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!