Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power die if you think.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!