THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn into paper

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Black power

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!