Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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mint berry crunch

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!