The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The superpower to have a superpower

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

The power to create nothing out of nothing

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power of creating poop.

the power to bi ugly

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The power to see through thin air

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to have no powers!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!