The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!