the power to send future you crazy

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power spite flower

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!