The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power spite flower

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!