The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The superpower to have a superpower

the power to have a power.

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!