The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power die if you think.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!