The power of a power of a power of a power

the power to send future you crazy

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to think you have powers.

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

The power to be a normal person

The power to eat multiple things at a time

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power to slam revolving doors.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to turn wine into water

the power to be phone

The ability to see through mirrors.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!